so chris brown and rihanna. lovers quarrel gone wrong?
everybody's talking about it. i first heard about it a few weeks ago, and rumours started flying when the couple pulled out of the grammy awards at the last minute due to a car crash.
the 411:
chris brown was deemed the assualtant, and an "unnamed female" called the police after a car accident late in the night/early morning.
the female had visable injuries reportedly from a "physical altercation". chris was identified as the cause of the injuries, although the female wasn't named.
chris brown faced felony charges, was taken in to LA police dep custody and charged with one count felony criminal threats. Bail was set at US$50,000, which he paid and was released.
the mizzmai theory:
now it's a bit skeptical, i mean chris brown has girls swooning over him & we never thought that he'd be able to do something like this. i mean physically assalult someone, especially rihanna - his supposed lover?
now the acusations are out of control - the alleged fight that led to the chris brown arrest is rumoured to have been fueled by an STD. i mean seriously, ew! herpes?
it's like a whole gossip girl season in one couples quarrel.
some of the rumours go like this:
> rihanna caught an STD off jay-z, who she had an affair with - this is the reason why chris brown got physical, physical.
> chris brown was recieved raunchy text messages from an unknown female - which girl wouldn't be pissed ?
i doubt chris brown or rihanna are ever going to talk - and they shouldn't really have to. i mean every couple has a fight but yes physically violence is never good.
AUSTRALIA SAYS NO PEOPLE!
on another note...
so miss miley has got herself into a hefty lawsuit. the picture above has sparked negative press and plenty of accusations that miley is a racist. this amuses me considering that ben and myself can be pretty racist towards one another. and considering miley is sitting next to an asian who e is probably friends with, i'm pretty sure this was a joke publicized and now she's paying the price. a big price. $4Billion US to be exact.
an LA resident has filed a class action against miss miley, on behalf of one million asian residents living in the LA county deeming the image "offensive to asian people and an invasion of their civil rights". so $4000 for each plantiff is costing miley a whopping $4 billion.
this gets me thinking, was this a joke or is miley really racist? i mean "see you again" doesn't really appeal to the asian community considering our eyes are the but of all jokes.
so miss miley? what will it be?
hrmmm does anyone think i can get a class action against ben's asian images?

everybody's talking about it. i first heard about it a few weeks ago, and rumours started flying when the couple pulled out of the grammy awards at the last minute due to a car crash.
the 411:
chris brown was deemed the assualtant, and an "unnamed female" called the police after a car accident late in the night/early morning.
the female had visable injuries reportedly from a "physical altercation". chris was identified as the cause of the injuries, although the female wasn't named.
chris brown faced felony charges, was taken in to LA police dep custody and charged with one count felony criminal threats. Bail was set at US$50,000, which he paid and was released.
the mizzmai theory:
now it's a bit skeptical, i mean chris brown has girls swooning over him & we never thought that he'd be able to do something like this. i mean physically assalult someone, especially rihanna - his supposed lover?
now the acusations are out of control - the alleged fight that led to the chris brown arrest is rumoured to have been fueled by an STD. i mean seriously, ew! herpes?
it's like a whole gossip girl season in one couples quarrel.
some of the rumours go like this:
> rihanna caught an STD off jay-z, who she had an affair with - this is the reason why chris brown got physical, physical.
> chris brown was recieved raunchy text messages from an unknown female - which girl wouldn't be pissed ?
i doubt chris brown or rihanna are ever going to talk - and they shouldn't really have to. i mean every couple has a fight but yes physically violence is never good.
AUSTRALIA SAYS NO PEOPLE!
on another note...
so miss miley has got herself into a hefty lawsuit. the picture above has sparked negative press and plenty of accusations that miley is a racist. this amuses me considering that ben and myself can be pretty racist towards one another. and considering miley is sitting next to an asian who e is probably friends with, i'm pretty sure this was a joke publicized and now she's paying the price. a big price. $4Billion US to be exact.an LA resident has filed a class action against miss miley, on behalf of one million asian residents living in the LA county deeming the image "offensive to asian people and an invasion of their civil rights". so $4000 for each plantiff is costing miley a whopping $4 billion.
this gets me thinking, was this a joke or is miley really racist? i mean "see you again" doesn't really appeal to the asian community considering our eyes are the but of all jokes.
so miss miley? what will it be?
hrmmm does anyone think i can get a class action against ben's asian images?

update: 12:05AM Friday 13th Feb
so i just posted this blog yesterday afternoon and during a msn convo with ben he claims that my breathe smells like fanny and drew this picture.

baby ima sue ur ass! enough with the asian-ness! haha.
oh and when confronted as to why i am always depicted in a triangle hat, he responds: "it's just the way it is baby LOL."
so i just posted this blog yesterday afternoon and during a msn convo with ben he claims that my breathe smells like fanny and drew this picture.

baby ima sue ur ass! enough with the asian-ness! haha.
oh and when confronted as to why i am always depicted in a triangle hat, he responds: "it's just the way it is baby LOL."

4 thoughts:
ZIPPA HEAAAADDDD
your so mean!
i ain't no zipperhead!!
FYI for those which don't know what a zipperhead is this is the urban dictionary defination:
1. "A derogatory term used in reference to people of Asian descent.
It is said to have been coined during the Korean war by frontline troops whom had run over enemy troops in jeeps.
The soldiers claimed that the tire tracks from the jeeps left a pattern resembling that of a closed zipper along the corpse.
e.g. "Damn, look at all the zipperheads here, it's like they've just taken over."
2. A racial slur coined by US soldiers during Korean War because if Asians were shot in the head with high-powered weapons, their heads would split as if you unzipped them.
e.g. "Hey Louie, hand me that gun, I just saw me a zipperhead."
VIETNAM SAYS NO TOO!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
love the pic of the zipperhead with buck teeth !!
ohh and fanny breath :)
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