till i'm by myself away from you and your two faced paranoia.
you make me wonder what's really inside you, how you treat others, how you treat me.
why you can't say things to my face. why you have to be so deceitful.
it make no sense. why you have to power trip everything. why you can't just accept that i'm a part of your life.
why can't you get off my back and let me live my life. everything isn't always my fault - but i know you want it to be.
i really can't wait till i'm out on my own, i don't have to put up with your shit - your whinging, your complaints, your half assed ways of trying to make me feel a part of the family. i know i'm not, that much you've made clear.
my dad is no longer my dad because of you. i don't love you like i thought i did, i thought you were like another mother. turns out your just another bitch.
fuck you, and all your incoherent shit that i put up with on a daily basis.
i'm over you. and i'm over feeling like i'm the evil daughter. if i'm not good enough, go find someone else. try finding another idiot that would put up with as much as i do from you and my father.
this is for you benny! i'm truly myself when i'm around you, i couldn't ask for a better best friend or a better boyfriend. my true bff :) haha you date such a retard sometimes LOL.
so as most of us know some of our favorite television shows from the US are currently on break. yes we hate it because we need our tv fix! but i think it should be worth the wait.
i checked out some promo's on youtube... makes me anticipate even more.
GOSSIP GIRL haha these promos are so amusing! i love the "pleasantville" feel they have to them - and some of the terms make me LOL.
90210 looks like these young ones are that innocent... this promo is kinda like OC all over again.
i heart sportsgirl <3like my new bag? using it for uni & work :) it fits everything perfectly with still room to spare!
also got some new earrings. so simple but chic. a pair of black & silver sleeper size hoops.also bought some new nail polish - a natural glossy pink and a pearl brown (for work - coz i'm allowed to wear nail polish! :D) - two for one special. they also had a two for one for their lip duo, so i got some of them too. a sheer pink & gloss as well as a sparkly maueve and copper
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i was also thinking about getting this wallet. it's cute, fits stuff nicely but i wasn't sure...any opinions?oh and also trangalang i saw this broch and thought of you... do u like??
so ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. it is official -theee mizzMAI has found a new job:)
ben hooked a girl up and i'm starting my new job as a food & beverage attendant at Tabcorp Park in Melton. yeah in the bush - but who cares. the city to me or the bush to me, same distance - but free parking *dances* i was really weary at first - ben says i was a stubborn cow - coz i didn't want to work in a racing/gaming facility with scummy old men and smelly fanny flapped old women. but when i went to go check out the venue yesterday to my surprise it was gorgeous. take a look for yourself. $45 million dollars spent - it better be! the racing and entertainment complex boasts a 41-room four star motel, function and conference rooms, bistro, gaming room, sports bar and TAB. it's set to open for business on next Thursday, March 5th. i'm pretty excited to be part of something new and so exciting. i'm hoping that i can further my career and perhaps claw my way up the ladder and become events supervisor. the banquet hall is gorgeous, seats 700 people and overlooks the future racecourse. and everything is so new! I LOVE NEW! i'm mainly going to be working in the bar/bistro/functions area, that is until i get my gaming license.
i feel like everything is coming together! career - uni - me. theee mizzMAI is one happy girl at the moment!
even my family is being okay (lets not jinx this tho)... BUT i can't right this blog without having a big public acknowledgement to Mr. Benjamin Elliot Wilson. baby you've always been there for me and i really really really super truely absolutely thank you - you will always be my best friend - my little egg! *sings* i wanna kiss you all over
induction is tomoro morning - i even got out of work for racv to go LOL. i'm excited. everyone working will be new to the venue so we'll all be able to learn together. here's hoping i don't have a pool of douche bags.
OH MY GOAT! this season of ABDC is such a good one! so this weeks episode was the final four - boys vs. girls in the battle of the sexes. for the first time in ABDC history there were two all girl crews and two all boy crews. the show opened out with a ripping group number. check it out.
i've said it from the start and i'll say it again - this year is a year for the LADIES. Beat Freaks have ripped it from the beginning to end and have never put a foot wrong. THESE LADIES DESERVE TO WIN YO!
Quest has been a crowd favorite - but last week they got a knocking from the judges - JC said they were "too posey" and Shane warned them that "beat freaks are on yo' butt". this week the boys brought their A game with a show stopping performance.
Fly Khicks! i have loved these girls from the start, but this week they ended up in the bottom three for the third time in a row. i really hope we can get an all girl finale, but i have a feeling that these girls will only end up third best. this may have been their best performance as they say this is "the true representation of Fly Khicks".
Strikers All Stars have been a great crew this season - but consistancy is not their strongest point. this week, i rekon was their weakest performance - and with that we say goodbye to the Strikers.
I'm so excited to see next weeks show! I really can't wait to see what the crews bring, and who makes it into the finale show. i just really hope the KABA PAK effect doesn't happen. more on the Kaba Pak effect: *fingers crossed*
just a quick post before i'm off to my first tutorial of the semester. today has been an interesting day.came to uni quite early (30 min before my first class) coz i knew that trying to get a parking spot would be like hungry wolves feeding on a human corpse.luckily i found one, paid the new daily fee of $2 and was on my way to class. boy am i glad that i came early. it took me FOREVER to find my lecture - turned out that they changed the room number since the last time i checked. luckily when i got there everyone was still waiting coz our lecturer was running late - haha he had the wrong room too! not only that but the wrong building *giggles*he's a nice guy, young and scottish with some pretty lame jokes but that's good. he's not an old fuddy duddy who doesn't know how to crack a smile and would bore me to death this semester. i think i'm going to enjoy his classes. :)
so the lecture finished at 10:45am and i was booked in for a doctors appointment down the road in footscray. my appointment was at 11:30am but they're never on time, none the less i made my way down and arrived at 11:15am. i didn't actually get in to see the doc until 12:15pm. long wait i know - damn dad insisted i see dr. hoang. anyways, i spoke to him out my ezcema and got my long overdue third gardisal injection. fucken stung. but it's okay now ~kinda.went to go get some food at breadtop before catching the tram back to uni. came back thinking i could log into vicuni wireless easily but NO. they have to make it so difficult. you have to configure your laptop and go through manual settings and everything. luckily i'm smart *grins* this post may be very boring for some of you, but those who have been nagging me about updating here you go.if your a little more patient then i'll update about the ABDC final four show and also about the horridious wedding i worked last night...
damn youtube has deleted my account. i'm so pissed... i said it was for my blog use only! it's not like i was promoting it! (anywhere else other than my blog...) fucken shit. piss me off. now i have to find another way of bringing theeemizzmai channel to theee world of mizzmai.
i've said it from the start that these ladies are what ABDC has been waiting for! an all girl crew that can pop, lock, b-girl and chore. i am telling you know that beat freaks needs to win this! ladies represent!
take a look at their performances over the last five weeks. (sorry i don't couldn't upload episode two - the sound was shocking!)
episode one sudden death challenge - performing to their own mastermix to stay in the game
episode two the fit test challenge - incorporating "the plank" into half of their routine
episode three the britney challenge - create an original routine inspired by her video "womanizer"
episode four the wack track challenge - the cliche dance song "pretty fly for a white guy" they need to rock the old school moves of "the carlton" for 2009
episode five the illusion challenge - adding levitation into their moves to defy reality and capture the audience
valentine's day this year was awesome - it was sweet, quite and i was with that special someone. that's all u need right?
this is one of my favorite songs that remind me of him <3.
ben picked me up around twelve and we took a trip down to aireys inlet - ben needed his surfboard from his holiday house for the upcoming adventure with the boys so we thought we'd make the most out of it. too bad we were so tired from the night before, otherwise we woulda gone earlier.
so as we drove down we chatted, laughed and did stupid things, but being with this guy is the only time i don't have to worry about anything - i am myself and he loves me for that.
after we picked up his gear we headed down to fairhaven beach. so beautiful, too bad i forgot to bring my swimming gear or else i woulda had a dip. spent some time with my feet in the water and the rest baking on the beach. after ben had a swim he came over and sat with me. such tranquility being along the beach - we're both beach and water babies so we love it. unfortunately we had to cut the tranquility short coz ben was due at work :( so we heading back to melbourne. i dropped him off at work and picked him up a little while later. went back to his house where we just relaxed watching tv in cuddles.
this is probably sappy for some of u but deal with it. this bitch is in love with a hunky man! LOL. a short but sweet valentine's day. thanks for making it so beautiful baby. *kiss*
this years valentine's celebration was spent with the masses. i organised dinner drinks and dancing to celebrate the love. there ain't no soppy shit here - we're all about the party. and party we did. after having a delicious dinner at the meat wine and co in southbank we went to a belgium beer garden for some more drinks before hitting the club. annie and leroy couldn't join us coz they had to babysit, so we said our goodbye's to them before they left. the remaining crew heading to eve nightclub, also in southbank to party for valentine's eve. we arrived surprisingly early - but the girls took the opportunity to photowhore as we please. as the crowds arrived the music got better and so did the atmosphere - but the venue started getting hotter - especially on the dancefloor. it's like we had just finished dancing a marathon. lil pumpk-n was on fire... her clubbing cherry had been popped and smashed all over the floor and this girl kept going and going and going. if anyone was to rival the energizer bunny it's this little one. our batteries started getting low around 2am. and by 2:30am we were knackered and out of there. when ur clubbing cobwebs start to form you can't clear them all at once. all in all was an awesome night - i just wish the drinks were cheaper so we coulda got a little more wilder ;)
so ben gave me a link saying dave was posting pics of us... he kept laughing so i logged onto what was so funny. he had tagged us in the following photos:
lamborghini shoes? i wouldn't mind...
haha this is "ben"... although i think the tagline would be better if it said "who killed jack bauer?"
just a typical boys night
all these pics made me laugh so i decided to search for more random pics... some of them are so funny, and might actually be useful...
we all know that this would be awesome! LOL.
this is kinda scary... i won't be showing this to andy thats for sure!
just chilin'
i stared at this one for a while trying to understand it, but i don't think i'm meant to
it's all about location location location
if only ronald mcdonald found food this easy...
this one i'm still wondering whether it's real or not...
so chris brown and rihanna. lovers quarrel gone wrong? everybody's talking about it. i first heard about it a few weeks ago, and rumours started flying when the couple pulled out of the grammy awards at the last minute due to a car crash.
the 411:
chris brown was deemed the assualtant, and an "unnamed female" called the police after a car accident late in the night/early morning. the female had visable injuries reportedly from a "physical altercation". chris was identified as the cause of the injuries, although the female wasn't named.
chris brown faced felony charges, was taken in to LA police dep custody and charged with one count felony criminal threats. Bail was set at US$50,000, which he paid and was released.
the mizzmai theory:
now it's a bit skeptical, i mean chris brown has girls swooning over him & we never thought that he'd be able to do something like this. i mean physically assalult someone, especially rihanna - his supposed lover?
now the acusations are out of control - the alleged fight that led to the chris brown arrest is rumoured to have been fueled by an STD. i mean seriously, ew! herpes?
it's like a whole gossip girl season in one couples quarrel.
some of the rumours go like this: > rihanna caught an STD off jay-z, who she had an affair with - this is the reason why chris brown got physical, physical. > chris brown was recieved raunchy text messages from an unknown female - which girl wouldn't be pissed ?
i doubt chris brown or rihanna are ever going to talk - and they shouldn't really have to. i mean every couple has a fight but yes physically violence is never good.
AUSTRALIA SAYS NO PEOPLE!
on another note... so miss miley has got herself into a hefty lawsuit. the picture above has sparked negative press and plenty of accusations that miley is a racist. this amuses me considering that ben and myself can be pretty racist towards one another. and considering miley is sitting next to an asian who e is probably friends with, i'm pretty sure this was a joke publicized and now she's paying the price. a big price. $4Billion US to be exact. an LA resident has filed a class action against miss miley, on behalf of one million asian residents living in the LA county deeming the image "offensive to asian people and an invasion of their civil rights". so $4000 for each plantiff is costing miley a whopping $4 billion. this gets me thinking, was this a joke or is miley really racist? i mean "see you again" doesn't really appeal to the asian community considering our eyes are the but of all jokes. so miss miley? what will it be? hrmmm does anyone think i can get a class action against ben's asian images?
update: 12:05AM Friday 13th Feb so i just posted this blog yesterday afternoon and during a msn convo with ben he claims that my breathe smells like fanny and drew this picture.
baby ima sue ur ass! enough with the asian-ness! haha. oh and when confronted as to why i am always depicted in a triangle hat, he responds: "it's just the way it is baby LOL."
so i said TTYN to my new bff last night, watched the finale which i found pretty good. wasn't happy with the decision at first but i think paris made the right choice. i won't be a spoiler and tell u who won though, but there will be potential spoilers in some of these clips as u see who's in the finale. don't worry, i'll warn u which one is which. so these are some of my favorite scenes - some of them you have to see them to understand why. they're funny as!
episode three the ever so dramatic onch is the biggest drama queen i've ever seen - and i come from a family of drama. i deem this "the rollerphobe"
now u can't get much more dramatic then that can you? LOL.
my next favorite clip is in response to popularity of "the toothbrush incident" featuring baje & onch, we have the"racial slur" featuring corrie vs. onch/zui.
a bit blown out of proportion but the reactions were funny as.
episode four perez hilon helps out paris by visiting the house and digging up the dirt. he ranks the potential bff's from real to fake. corrie recieves the fakest spot, and is up for elimination. our drama queen onch recieves runner up. this is his "make up" to paris... to show his true self.
episode seven paris decides to get to know the girls a little better and see what there ex's (boyfriend or friends) say about them as a person and how there relationship was before it was broken. corrie gets a major slamming, this ex-friend is out for blood.
episode eight *SPOILER* the eliminated bff's come back for some revenge. they are the stylist in a fashion show that the potential bff's are starring in. payback's a bitch.
episode twelve *SPOILER* paris takes the final two girls to new york, where she shows them round and shows them paris' new york. check out this ridiculous sundae that they order...
the final decision *SPOILER* paris is not one to have a boring exit - and i loved the concept of this finale. don't say i didn't warn you! the spoiler alerts are clear!
where do i start. i've always felt like an outsider in my family. my parents have been divorced pretty much ever since i was born. the custody battle went on for over ten years, most of which i endured even though i was under the age of ten. my mother is currently pretty much deemed mentally ill. i can't visit her because when i do she won't listen to what i have to say. she won't accept the money that i rightfully hers. my brother's don't want much to do with her and i feel like i'm the only one that loves her. i get regular calls from the place she is staying telling me to come visit. i want to, but the heartache i felt last time i was there prevents me from being able to drive the hour and a half to go see her. i hate feeling sorry for myself, i hate that whoever might be reading this doesn't care, and if you do you won't realise that any of this is going on in my life because i wouldn't tell you. i hate to burden people with my problems. i don't even tell my brothers when i visit my mum. i can't talk about it to my dad, for he and my mum don't even speak, nor have they for the past 8 years. the only person who would know any of this is ben - and although i love him to no end i hate crying to him because ultimately he can't do anything except tell me that he loves me and to hang in there. i'm so sick of hanging in there. i don't want this responsibility. i don't want to feel like i'm a bad daughter because i can't bear to see my mum in the state where i don't even recognise her anymore. i hate living at home most of the time, because it's not a home, not for me anyways. i live with my dad and his 'new' family. my stepmum used to be so kind and i was on the verge of being able to call her my mother. then things changed, and now it's like all i am is a burden. my dad doesn't even notice the way she looks at me, or the way she makes me feel when i've done something wrong. i'm still a child don't you realise! can't you leave me alone instead of making me feel like i'm the biggest idiot in the world when the washing machine pipe comes unplugged by accident, or when i buy groceries and then forget to eat them. do you not realise how much i try and help out? if u say jump, i say how high but then i come back down and u say not high enough. it's not even what you say, it's how you say it. it's how you don't even look me in the eyes when you speak to me. it's how you go out for dinner with your family friends and say i can have toast for dinner. my dad has to sneak me ten bucks so i can buy myself something decent. how can u be so controlling yet put on facad like you care?? HOW! all this pent up anger kills me inside, and the only thing i can do now to feel like i have any control is to write away my feelings so i don't turn around and gauge your eyes out. i don't even know what to say anymore, and i'm sure any of you who read this are shocked, especially the cousins. what can i say other than what i've already said? all in can wish for now is some financial stability so i can buy my own apartment and live my own life - without fear of it not being good enough. i might be your stepdaughter but you sure don't treat me like one sometimes.
i stumbled across the fact that before her series "paris hilton's british best friend" she had an american version. i always knew that there was a series beforehand but i guess i never thought of watching it. i don't know which one i perfer yet, but i'm leaning towards the british one, maybe it's because the contestants are much more beautiful, that there's only one gay guy in the series and they're not so stuck up themselves as american's are. you can judge from the intro which ones you would prefer.
now i have to say, in the american series paris talks ALOT. unlike the british series which has voiceovers, but the american has her voiceover, whilst you watch her sitting on a lounge. kinda boring, i mean i want to see the contestants not really you. you're plastered all over the internet and magazines and tv! i know what you look like woman! oh my goat...
so she has a sceptor in the american series, and still ends her goodbyes with TTYN, but her personality seems alot more "past paris" - i.e more harsh, kinda stuck up, you know what we're all used to 0 the whole i'm fabolous coz i'm paris deal. you also see a bit of benji madden - they were of course still dating so it's obvious why he's there. i don't really like his mug tho, not my thing.
oh and the burn book, after each contestant gets eliminated they are farewelled by the others who burn them in a burn book - i.e. write, draw or comment on them (mostly nasty stuff). i'm guessing that paris got rid of this because she wanted to seem more genuine/nice and also the fact that pommys aren't really like that anyways. so i have to comment on this one character in the american series and boy is he(she) something. often mistaken for a girl, a gay asian guy by the name of onch who claims himself to be "the best of both worlds"
catty much? this one's fiesty!
just have a look at this clip from the second show; baje vs. onch
i called asus technical support just before and "ben" answered. he advised me to try taking the battery pack out & powering with ac before i bring it into the asus repair centre. asus ben was right, so far it's worked. butterfly has woken up, but i've taken precautions and she's operating in safe mode atm. told my ben what happened, he says it must be an omen or something, that every ben in my life is here to help me. lol, boy so cute, makes me smile :) i might still take butterfly in, because if they battery is playing up i might as well get a new one. my ben is coming over tonight, i'll backup everything onto my portable harddrive before i send it in though, i can't bear to part with my files. lets keep our fingers crossed that nothing else goes wrong *xfingerx*
i just spilled half a cup of ice tea on my laptop butterfly. she won't turn on and i fear the worst. i feel like shit, depressed and angry at myself for letting this happen... all i can say isFUCK!
so started my weekend (30.01.09) off with a wholesome dose of reality tv. yes i love the shit! :]
ABDC; season 03, episode 03
guess what folks! this week was britney week! yes that's right, all the crews would perform to one of britney's smash singles and also complete a given challenge based on the song video/live perfomance. most of the crews did a pretty awesome job, but as usual there were the standouts. *remember to watch the vids in high quality*
Beat Freaks
these girls keep raising the bar... even on britney week! some might have thought the challenge woulda been too much for these girls, i guess they thought wrong. song: womanizer challenge: "perform both the tough & sexy sides of britney"
Quest
entertaining is what these clowns do best and what a night to do it. this perfomance was so funny, yet such good chore too and the tricks... dayum! song: toxic challenge: "dance part of your routine blindfolded"
Strikers All Stars
this stepping crew is definitely stepping up, i loved this complexing and clean performance. the still incorporate stepping into their routines which gives it a fresh flava. song: gimme more challenge: "create mirror images in your choreography"
Team Millennia
underperforming the past few weeks TM brought there A game during this weeks do or die. intricate choreography brought a refreshing performance to this season, which is what made TM so known after narrowly being elimated last year. song: me against the music challenge: "incorporate a fedora (hat) & cane in your routine"
Paris Hilton's British Best Friend; pilot episode
so miss hilton has a new relaity tv show... and i gotta say, even i find it a bit strange. haha. all in all i find it a laugh tho so i'll keep watching. it's pretty much an america's next top model type show, but substitute paris hilton for tyra banks, and wannabe best friends for wannabe models. check out the intro:
each week paris sets her potential future "BFF's" a challenge to see their characteristics of their personalities and analyzes on what type of friend they ultimately are. at the end of the week one must go, so paris sits in her chair holding a small sceptor and selects two BFF's to be "up for discussion" and they must give reasons as why they should stay. she also gets opinions from the other BFF's. in the end one must go, and are farewelled with the line "talk to you never. TTYN!" it's harsh but funny.
there's a part in the show where paris is packing for london and she's taking what she needs from her closet. OH MY GOAT! this closet is what a girl dreams of, the decor kinda does my head in but the storage makes me wet my pants LOL.
oh and her dogs have a mansion (aircon and all) - i find it hilarious, ben finds it appauling.
the contestants, or BBF's, stay in a mansion whilst competing in the show. they get handheld blackberries covered in jewels and get "paris texts" everyso often. (so similar to tyra mail yeh?) so all in all this show probably isn't for the boys but if u like ur reality like me you might want to watch it and see for yourself!
"Well, Ms. Hilton you must be worth a trillion bucks Get the feelin' that you don’t really give a fuck Ms. Hilton I like the way you push and glide Rollerskates on a social butterfly, whoo! " The Penfifteen Club - Hey, Ms Hilton
after a hard day of playing games, ben and i decided to head down to st. kilda beach to enjoy the nice weather and have some food. whilst chatting online to lynh she mentioned how much she missed me, so i thought it might be fun if she came along, harvey too. apparently dave was going to come too but coz trang couldn't he didn't wanna be fifth wheel? dave! u should know better, ain't no wheels in our family LOL.
so harvey made his way over to ben's, we jumped in a car and headed down to st. kilda. we were lagging behind lynh about ten-ish minutes, and the poor thing got lost in st. kilda. she had no idea where she was, and when we arrived in st. kilda we tried to find her. i admit she didn't make it easy coz she specified as her destination as "i'm next to the beach, and i see houses" LOL! such a cutie. the boys were getting so frustrated, i don't know why, we were eventually going to find her, it just might take some extra time HAHA. and eventually we did. but she wasn't as close as we thought she was... *refer to map below*
so the astrix in the top left hand corner was were lynh was sitting - next to the beach and next to houses st kilda beach is down the bottom right hand corner. now it looks simple enough, but we did travel all the way down south past st kilda & pretty much into elwood. LOL. oh pumpkn u fail haha.
doesn't matter though, in the end we found each other and ended up going to the st. kilda sea baths.
was really pretty and so nice, i ended up choosing a place called REPUBLICA. great place, and coz it was a tuesday they had a special of $10 steaks. the boys immediately set their hearts on the steaks, whilst me and lynh shared a platter of herb focaccia and dips, aswell as some wagyu beef satay skewers. food was great and the view and weather was amazing. after dinner we jumped into the sand on the beach, took off our shoes/sandals/thongs (all except harvey) and dipped our feet into the water. was so warm and nice, i've found a new love for the beach and night in the summer. we all took a walk down to the pier and me and lynh sat by the edge of the pier and hung our legs over, i could touch the water but lynh only when the tide rose lol. me and lynh were chatting away when we here a tinkling sound. we look over to our left and right and see ben and harvey both taking a piss! what the hell! pulled our feet out straight away and just laughed. oh man, how embarrassment. we waited for them to make themselves decent and we started to head home. WAIT! i thought, this was such a good night i must blog about it. i looked over to the baths and the scenery was so nice. PICTURE PICTURE i cried. none of us had a camera so we used ben and lynh's phones instead. the boys were so hesitant. i literally had to beg ben for his phone and we were half way down the pier before he gave in. it was too dark to take a really clear one, i guess it's one of those things when you just have to live the moment as ben always tells me. so a beautiful night enjoyed by all. next week we're planning on taking all the cousins out there so everyone can enjoy the serenity! can't wait!
part one: the breakfast the first day of february was an adventurous one. after the events from the night before ben and i woke up unwillingly, knowing that we must get up before the day shall end.
we got up, got dressed and heading to lynh's house before getting a deliciously healthy mac-DO-no breakfast. for some reason all the cubs kept bagging me when they found out i had three mcmuffins. it's not that much is it?? i mean I WAS HUNGRY! and u noe wha they say, breakfast is the most important meal of the day :)
part two: the creeks so ben, lynh and myself headed off to wilsons promontry to meet up with the rest of the cubs. the drive was long, tiring and full of classic moments.
we passed two creeks that i found to be a laugh.
"screw creek" and "pound creek" i later came to the conclusion that when country folk like to have outdoorsy adventurous sex they head down to the creek. i also came to the assumption that after the deed, you will most likely have fungi in your fanny. ben and lynh weren't amused and said i went to far. in recalling this i still think its funny. LOL.
part three: the ditch
there was also a hilarious moment where we were all having quite time, thoughts to ourselves and what not. most likely coz we cbf speaking LOL. I continue along a curving road when i see a car in a ditch. I wonder out loud “is that car MEANT to be like that?” lynh and ben both turn to look and as we drive past we see a bald man, wearing sunglasses with a frown of gloom. We all burst on into laughter, some on the point of tears because it was a priceless expression.
*characture depiction coming soon*
part three: the toilet a three hour ride later we arrive at the cornerstone, the house/cabin where the cubs had been living since Friday night. grumpy, annoyed and immensely tired i greeted everyone and went inside to sit down. i realised the only person i had not said hello to was victor. as i wondered around the house looking for him, i began to call his name. “in here!” a muffled sound came from the toilet. "Ohhhhh" *giggles*
For those of you who don't understand my reply let me explain.
victor is notoriously known for his bowel movements during any particular visit to a dine-in restaurant. The joke is that a high number of these times, victor has used the amenities. And when i say use, i mean use (for a larger amount of time than humanly possible). i don’t know what he does in there, whether it be genuine heart sweating pushing of the bowel, reading the graffiti on the walls, washing his hands continuously until they are germ-free or inspecting the grout between the tiles... whatever it is, he's sure in there for a long time.
so the cubs gather around the fireplace (sounds so cliché) and decided what the plans were to be for the day. as i look around i still see no victor, and assume that he will come to join us once he has conquered the bowl. as he walks out of the toilet, cheers and applause (as per normal) call out from the cousins. vic smiles & laughs, until someone points out "vic toilet paper" he looks behind him as a long strip of toilet paper hangs from his foot. Laughter erupts from the cousins, as he grabs the toilet paper and heads back into the bathroom. Grumpy or not it was awfully amusing.
part four: the travel, the goat, the rush hour The destination was set, and as the cubs headed to the national park to check out the beaches, attractions and what not.
on the way there a goat lay resting on the side of the road, this is trouble i thought because of the fact that before we left trang mentioned if we past a goat again she would like to take a photo with it.
once we lost drewie's car we knew that trang had stopped for the goat, waiting along the side of the road just before the entrance the boys got out and started playing with ants... don't ask me the facination or amusement, because i simply can't comprehend. they decided to torture us girls sitting in the car buy putting bullants on a stick and aiming for the crack in the windows or opening the doors. we screamed like hell until they got over hearing our voices.
to get benjamin back me and lynh devised a plan to make his fantasy come true of re-inacting the scene from rush hour. for some reason ben is reminded of lynh by this particular scene.
this scene came true to the tee whilst we were waiting in line to enter wilson's promontry. i cranked up my laptop and told ben that to ease the wait we would seranade him. scrambling to find his ipod panic set in, but was unsuccessful in any attempts to flee the vehicle.
part five: the bay the prom was amazing, i thought it would be just bushland, like a national park, but the beaches were unbelievable. after some lunch we travelled down to whisky bay, i think it gets it's name from the sand winds that occur, but thats just a guess.
after parking the cars we walked down the trail that led to the beach. poor lady trang suffered a hoof injury from the goat (apparently they're not friendly... i don't think any wild animal is meant to be friendly tho?). not knowing if the lady could make it down the trail drewie and ben made a chair for princess trang. i find the picture so adorable.
so we made the track down and were about to cross a bridge over a creek when a wombat scurried past. such a cute thing, every time i look at the pic i wonder if there is an adopt-a-wombat program. it's so adorable! we should name is scurry.
still can't believe how beautiful it was, u reach the end of the trail which is a sand hill, and the view is absurd. to
i advise anyone who hasn't been to wilson's promontry to go. you won't regret it, i still can't believe that something so beautiful is only a short(ish) drive away.
