Thursday, January 29

it's like a heat wave


ok so it's not the type of heat wave martha & the vandellas were singing about, it's worse.
melbourne and the rest of australia has been experiencing a mass heatwave this week and i'm pretty sure everyone is dying.
yeah beach and pools are awesome, you can get a tan and what not but seriously. this weather is ridiculous! you can't do anything practical AT ALL. even the beach u gotta be in the water most of the time or you'll perish in the sun.

so today i had training at work. they've decided to change the standards, or clarify so that c+e is maintained to a 5 star level. getting to work was ridiculous, was planning to park at qv but it was full. i noe! full at 12.30pm! my guess is that it's because everyone is so sick of the public transport these days that it's just an easier option to park in the city. same situation with melbourne central. me and jess couldn't be fucked going to crown, and that would be chockas anyways. and the trip to RACV just wouldn't be worth it in the heat. so we made a conscious decision to park at work. for those who don't know parking at racv is a maximum rate of $48...
yes FORTY-EIGHT. and we ended up paying it. i was only at work for 6 hours. lol. but we went halves. stupid decision i know, but this weather makes u do stupid things.

on the way home the amount of buses in my way and the amount of cars that broke down were ridiculous. one guy even stopped in the middle of footscray road, got out of his car and popped his hood. shattered! i would've been so angry, you're car dying at any stage whilst on your way somewhere is gay. but in this weather! gayer than smithers in a pink leopard jumpsuit serenading mr. burns in the bathtub! LOL.

anyways, the victorian government has decided to give commuters a day of free transport. it makes me laugh how much they are trying to buy the patronage of melbournians. first the free icy poles after maybe 20ish cancellations, then free water bottles are about 30ish cancellations. and now just free transport, to make those who are actually foolish enough to catch PT even happier. if only we could get free shoes, clothes, perfume and makeup when they cancelled and discontinued our favorite beauty products or shoe designs.

i can't wait for this heatwave to be over... i had to sleep downstairs last night because the fan in my room just felt like it was circulating hot air over and over, it was so bad!
and i need to get my aircon re-gassed. it's just not good enough!

arghhhh. if only we weren't on water restrictions! we could be like this girl...
or maybe even this man? if your game enough... i don't know how you family/roommate/fan would feel about this public display of nudity. haha.

6 thoughts:

Anonymous said...

LOL that picture of the old man reminded me of a conversation i had with an elderly lady today at work
*after buying her bread rolls
ME: It's getting pretty hot outside isn't it?
LADY: Yeah, I'm going to go home, take off my clothes and just sit around! *massive smile

awkward...slash bad images flashing in my mind.

theee mizzMAI said...

haha that's hilarious...
i bet her cats woulda loved it.
they woulda thought that dinner was being served ;)

Kurayami said...

...i don't know about you but i would personally not like to be the girl that's copping water to the face...

and i was really not expecting to see nudity on this blog it was loading really slow that pic so i was just like meh topless guy whatever then it just kept loading and i was like what the hell O_O?!

now the major question is why in the world did you have this picture...

Anonymous said...

gayer than smithers in a pink leopard jumpsuit serenading mr. burns in the bathtub! LOL.

HAHAH did that scene ever happen on the simpsons?.. Would have been hilarious.

theee mizzMAI said...

vic... i just googled "heat wave" and that pic came up. amused me so much i thought i'd use it haha.

trang: no that scene never happened, just my mind running away from me. oh and lady why doesn't ur name link into your blog??

Anonymous said...

i agree with victor the man picture was...distruding...

however sex sell.... whether unattractive sex sell is questionable...

and the girl picture remind me of when trang jumped into the foundens at crowns.... she comes home

she was so dirty... yarra so dirty... melbourne should clean it... where is melbourne pride?... it our major river...and the only way it get shown pretty is when some talent artfart shoots in a way that the sky is reflected in the water........

 
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