WOW just WOW

this is the phrase commonly used in association with the sleepy koala, aka alien toes and better known as my cousin trang.

this twig like mammal often blames her thesis for her premium blonde moments... but nothing has been blonder than the day i've had just speaking to her.

*6pm*
i call trang to see whether she'll be home later on - after several failed attempts i give up

*6.30pm*
my phone beeps and it seems i have a missed call from trang, only one minute ago... i call back, but no answer?

*7.30pm*
the phone rings... it's trang, she claims she was at pole, and the missed call was during a 5 minute water break. you couldn't have texted? "mizzmai i'm at pole, ttyl."
then we start talking about packing, sydney etc. i ask trang a question... "ok see you tomro BYEEEE"... *stunned face* WTF?!

*7.31pm*
i call trang back.
"yes lady?" (all happy and cheerful)
"I WASN'T FINISHED!!!!"
"ohhh... what's up?!" :)


this is a common trait that trang seems to have... she tends to hang up on people whilst they are in the middle of talking to her. those closest to her tend to know the anger affect this has.
she also never answers her mobile... ever. this is now commonly known as trangphonesydrome.


LATER ON IN THE NIGHT...

i was talking to trang through msn about her carry on bag for our flight to sydney tomro.
i told her to measure her bag, this is the conversation that took place, over a grueling 22 minutes - 22 minutes of my life i will never get back.

*previously i had told trang that she needs to get a bag that fits the dimensions of 105cm in total. i had also sent her an email on the matter, with pictures and everything. she had told me she read this email*

! theee mizzmai * ... says:

the total linear dimensions are meant to be 105cm - so 48cm x 34cm x 23cm for example

Trang says:

i'm gonna go measure my bag

Trang says:

8 x 21 x 10

! theee mizzmai * ... says:

cm ?

Trang says:

yes

! theee mizzmai * ... says:

are u sure?

no, thats the size of a a4 piece of paper

ur not measuring it properly

Trang says:

huh?

oh

! theee mizzmai * ... says:

omg, ur so blonde

Trang says:

how do u measure it properly?

height is 8 cm

width is 21

and across is 10

did i do it wrong

! theee mizzmai * ... says:

go to ur email

yes, u definately did

Trang says:

yes mam

! theee mizzmai * ... says:

either that or ur measuring tape is fkd

Trang says:

i think i'm just blonde.. my measuring tape is really sturdy

and it's pretty too

! theee mizzmai * ... says:

omg

Trang says:

am looking at the doc now

heyyyy!!

lynh didn't show me this

when she read me the email

wow ur so organised

! theee mizzmai * ... says:

thats why i sent it to both of

DUH

Trang says:

no wonder ur frustrated

i love u

try to put the anger away and love me back

! theee mizzmai * ... says:

yeh yeh

just measure ur bag will u

Trang says:

oh okay

! theee mizzmai * ... says:

it'll be so much easier in sydney

i can just drag u along and u just nod and say yes

lol

Trang writes:

Trang says:

side view

and birds eye view looks like this

Trang writes:

! theee mizzmai * ... says:

ok trang

i believe u

Trang says:

is that too big?

! theee mizzmai * ... says:

but when u show up to my house with a bag the size of an elephant ima shoot u

trang, thats super small

Trang says:

bahhhh

! theee mizzmai * ... says:

thats why im asking u

Trang says:

ur scaring me

can we skype

! theee mizzmai * ... says:

ur weird

do ur clothes seriously fit in ther?

al ur clothes

shoes

makeup

Trang says:

50 x 25 x 26

sorry

i was measuring in inches before

*kiss kiss hug hug*

! theee mizzmai * ... says:

OH EM GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WOW TRANG

Trang says:

*kiss kiss hug hug*

! theee mizzmai * ... says:

WOW

Trang says:

kiss kiss hug hug

is that too big now?

! theee mizzmai * ... says:

no thats fine

Trang says:

serious?

that's so awesome~!!!

yay!!

! theee mizzmai * ... says:

yes

Trang says:

i'm gonna continue packing hehe

! theee mizzmai * ... says:

u can have up to 105cm

DAVE SAYS

WOWWWWWW

JUST WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Trang says:

tell him i don't take wows from men with short thumbs seriously

mother fucking dave called me

just to say wow just wow

! theee mizzmai * ... says:

lol

A FEW MINUTES LATER...

Trang says:

wow mai u knew to book me under thi nguyen?

so cool

! theee mizzmai * ... says:

yes trang

because... its ur name on ur ID?

duh

Trang says:

not many people know that

! theee mizzmai * ... says:

i called u and asked

omg

WOW

JUST WOW

Trang says:

oh i thought u remembered from stories i told you

haha

! theee mizzmai * ... says:

u are SO BLONDE

Trang says:

i dont' know why i tend to get that way after doing heaps of work on my thesis

SAY IT WITH ME PEOPLE...

WOW! Just... WOW!