i updated 4 u nagging bitches

so you've all been nagging me for updates.
i've had nothing to update on don't you get it!?

so i decided to steal trang's latest blog entry and tell u a little more about theee mizzmai

1. i believe my shoe obsession derives from the fact that as a 3 year old child i would walk in my mother's heels EVERY day after school.
2. the fact that i'm also the biggest girly girl u could ever meet is because my mother was my bff & my idol - i love everything about being a girl; hair, perfume, nails, makeup, clothes, shoes, bags, jewelery, photos, underwear...
3. when i was a child my brother's would never play with me because (a) i was a girl and (b) i was too young and they thought i was a hazard - so i used to play games with myself.
4. one of the games i used to play was to fart into a a messenger tube to see how long the smell would be kept. i found it extremely amusing.
5. i am insecure about who i am and what i bring to the world. this may be due to endless years of bullying and out casting. i know i'm fabulous. i just wish other people could see it. LOL.
   
6. i am a water baby and a motion baby.
7. ben is the best thing that's ever come into my life. i do believe he is my soul mate.
8. i have a contradictory mind in that i act like a four year old but talk like Samantha Jones from SATC.
   
9. probably the most traumatizing experience i had was at year 5 camp - when the girls i shared a cabin with accused me of "playing" with myself during the night. it's because i suffer from eczema in which i scratch & roll around in my sleep. i was sleeping on the top bunk. and to make it worse ben's younger sister was in the group of mean girls.
10. i am an EXTREMELY emotional person. and i have never ending tear ducts.
11. even though i'm an extreme girly girl - i love everything ghetto, grimy and raw. sneakers, hip hop and dance movies are an extreme love.
12. i am forever stubborn. don't fight it. i just am.
13. i still keep my childhood loves such as babysitters club books, stuffed toys and clothes. i can't bear to part with them because i fought so hard to get them. ESPECIALLY the babysitters club.
14. i can't wait for the day that i make my mark in the events industry. i want everyone to associate my name with events.
15. the name on my birth certificate is Mylene Nguyen Vo. this is a constant problem because up until last year i thought my name was Mylene Nguyen.
16. i love surprises. therefore i believe everyone else should.
17. i adore the simpsons. i've been watching them since childhood and can't stop. i wonder whether as a child there were subliminally profoundly rude jokes.
18. as a child of only three months i nearly died. my brother was meant to be looking after me while i slept in the hammock. he wanted to go outside and play with his friends instead. i ended up throwing up on myself but unconsciously turn on my side. i could of choked on my own vomit and died.
19. i adore sleeping. it's my favorite thing to do next to shopping.
20. chaos and organisation go hand in hand for me.
21. i love food. all food and i'll try anything once.
22. i go to the toilet everyday and freak out if i don't.
23. when i was younger i believed i was adopted out of the garbage bin behind the local milk bar because my brother's told me so.
24. during high school i loved and participated in all sports including european handball, softball, baseball, netball and soccer. i was always in defense/goals.
25. my ultimate dream is to go to new york for my 21st birthday. unfortunately this won't happen. but hopefully one day.